Indecent exposure, 1/13/10 A 30-year-old white male parked his Chevy Blazer in front of the Starbucks at Theater Square with his private parts exposed. Not only did he use his anatomy in a criminal manner, but burglary tools were found in his vehicle.
Frequent flyer locked in Safeway bathroom, 1/11/10 Orinda's favorite fifty-ish tippler locked herself in the Orinda Safeway bathroom. She eventually voluntarily exited the restroom and was placed under arrest for being drunk in public, again, and a probation violation, again.
Stolen I.D., 1/07/10 An unknown suspect used the Wells Fargo Visa Check Card of an older Alta Vista resident to make over $2,000 worth of charges. Most of the transactions were online - including a hotel reservation in Southern California. The gentleman had no idea how his card was obtained.
D.U.I., 1/07/10 A 78-year-old local man was stopped at the Shell station for driving an unsafe vehicle - his right front tire was flat. Due to his slurred speech and watery eyes, the officer gave him a blood alcohol test - which he flunked. He claimed he only had two glasses of wine, but apparently that was enough.
Lamorinda Weekly, Moraga CA